I called my broadband customer service today.  As usual, it was a sweet female voice broadcasting the latest promotional offer.  It was so sweet that I almost wanted to marry the girl immediately, even though it was just a machine talking.  After pressing thru a few numbers, I reached a human operator.  As usual, s/he was so courteous that I almost broke into tears.  They were so friendly that they won't let me go with just a simple bye bye because they have to complete all the due diligence in the handbook - just to make sure that there is no room for complaint.  As usual, as usual.

I know that software is a dirty business, but never thought that dirty...

From the Slashdot - A test carried out by Pegasus Lab on account for Swedish magazine PC För alla showed that a normal PC keyboard was infected by more bacteria than a normal toilet seat...

(A robotic Swedish-to-English translation.  Very neat translation indeed, for a robot...)

But _ha^pp_y 2₀0⁶ anyway...

Cheers!

www.last.fm...  It blows some life back to my dead body...  An exciting music station...  Write more later...  Let me fool around the site first!